At 3:12 Wednesday afternoon, South Carolina sent out a release that Steve Spurrier wanted to meet with media members at 4:30.Of course, that set of a flurry of speculative tweets. Was he announcing his retirement? Was there a health i sue?MORE: | | HAYES: Barrett Sallee of Bleacher Report noted that the location of the conference all but eliminated retirement news.The pre s Early Wynn Jersey release states the conference will be "near the elevators" due to construction. Spurrier ain't retiring in an elevator lobby. Barrett Sallee (@BarrettSallee) The real reason for the impromptu media gathering? He had a me sage for Gamecocks. And he quoted Attila the Hun to prove his point."The enemies out there are talking negatively about me and South Carolina," .And Spurrier didn't like that. He said he's "sick of it" and defending his age by saying that even though he's 70 (his doctor says he "like a 55-year-old guy Ron Santo Jersey "), he plans on coaching a long time. He also made reference to the local paper and .As for questions about his age and retirment, Spurrier said: "I should have answered this a week ago (at SEC Media Days) but I heehawed around.""Some people never win enough to have people mad at them... I gue s we've won enough to have people mad at us." - Steve Spurrier. Brandon Kiley (@BKSportsTalk) His pre ser received all sorts of reviews:Steve Spurrier just had the greatest 5 minute Pre s Conference EVER Austin Lewis (@Austin_C_Lewis) So Spurrier, who admitted in January that he'd considered retiring, is ticked off that people are using it against him in recruiting. Got it Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) Spurrier basically had a 15-minute pre s conference to say he's not retiring. You may now continue on with your normal lives. Mike Gillespie (@MikeABCColumbia) Even Spurrier is eager to see it:Spurrier: Ryan Goins Jersey "What time is it going to be on the news? I want to go home and watch it." Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) The hour leading up to the pre s conference may have been the most entertaining as people tried to figure out what this was going to be about:Like many of us, Steve Spurrier probably just wants to rant about this season Bill Melton Jersey of True Detective." Zac Ellis (@ZacEllis) Spurrier comes out as Drake's ghost writer Brian Marcolini (@marcolini11) I'm a suming Spurrier has two pages of Clemson jokes that he didn't get to tell at SEC Media Days. Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) Spurrier steps to podium "Shot a 79 today with no three putts. see you guys in a few weeks." Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) I think Spurrier just wanted to take the attention away from Tyler Hansbrough's pre ser w/ the Hornets at the same time Kevin Bilodeau (@KevinLive5) Best fan theory so far: Spurrier giving out Dabo's cell phone number Aly sa Lang WLTX (@Aly saLang) Spurrier signed off with these thoughts:"We're fired up and we're going to be fired up when that team from Clemson comes in last game of the season. Their quarerback's already challengedour guys. He says we can't beat him out. So we're looking forward to that challenge also. Maybe this rivalry Alex Colome Jersey will get back a little bit like it was several years ago. But anyway, that's all I had to say."Listen to the Gameocks, don't listen to our enemies.We're going to have a good team this year. ... Last time I'm talking about it boys."There you have it.